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Nascar Jokes – Comedian David Ferrell

Posted on April 1st, 2010 by Nascar News
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To worship or not to worship the 48
Readers sound off on the dominance of Jimmie Johnson.
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Posted on March 6th, 2010 by Nascar News
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Court Case in The News
(AP) – A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live
with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Jeff Gordon.

He had seen Jeff Gordon race and knows he couldn’t beat anyone!

Posted on June 21st, 2006 by Nascar News
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Someone sent me this in an email the other day, so I thought I’d share since it’s the offseason and there isan’t a whole lot to write about. Pretty funny!

Top Ten signs you’re at a NASCAR fan’s funeral

10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
9. The deceased is referred to as being “out of provisionals�
8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
7. “Amazing Grace� is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
6. Only the first 43 cars are allowed in the procession
5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car

and the number one sign you’re at a NASCAR funeral:
1. No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel

Posted on December 27th, 2005 by Nascar News
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